Addendum to that last post
It’s already spawned a series of parodies:
If Sex Could Be Boring
We were fucking in my living room, over poppers with advil and my ass was on the fire escape. The sound of me screaming set the mood. The heat on my genitals was oppressive and your finger was ever so slightly in my ass.
“If only sex could be boring” I said as you bit the living shit out of my nipple.
If only. I added naughtily, ”Seriously, stop it. It hurts. Let’s just do missionary.”
