Awww, Czech Republic. Don’t get down on yourself, buddy!
Romania. Huh. Fear of the gypsies runs strong in Italy?
Hey, i had class with her!
Occupy is doomed because when three large and very unidentified men manhandled a 5 foot 2 girl who weighs 100 lbs soaking wet, no one plucked a cobblestone from the garden’s retaining wall and with it cracked one shaven head. No one dragged them to the ground while others beat them with shoes. They held a fucking mic check and let them take her away.
What is it going to fucking take?
This is the first thing Beloit’s put out in the past 5 years that doesn’t make me want to throw up in my mouth. It’s still terrifically banal. To improve it, i would add:
- Drinking
- Smoking
- Sex
- Any of the above, in the shower
- Competitive eating
- R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet
- Wrestling
- 30 minutes passed out, while curled around a toilet wearing a diaper
- Walking in on your roommate pleasuring herself
- Hearing sex through the walls
- Drinking in the library
- Throwing knives
- Underwear parties
- Road trips to New Glarus
- Hanson’s
- Jug wine
- Woodman’s
- Shotguns
- Snow penises
- Drinking beer in the woods with your geology professors
which are much better memories than walking out of Commonth or danthing or orchethtra.
Or else, things have gotten real bad since we left.
